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GloZell Quotes

I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad, or at least not for too long. And I'm usually just a happy person! Silly - people would describe me as silly and crazy and fun.

GloZell

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 30, 1972

Topics

Funny Sad Fun Happy People Crazy

I started in journalism: my first magazine, I developed when I was 10. I sent it round to the neighbors. I also sent it to the Queen of England.

Joanna Coles

Queen Journalism Neighbors First

War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today.

John F. Kennedy

Today Day War Reputation Warrior

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and I definitely have a hearty breakfast before I do anything.

Mayer Hawthorne

Day Breakfast Important Meal Most

I was always Missy, never Melissa. I went to college, and I thought it was so much more interesting to go by a different name, and then it just kind of stuck.

Melissa McCarthy

College Thought Name Interesting Go

One day, I was sitting in a movie theater, and I said, 'What the hell? I can do better than that.'

Melvin Van Peebles

Day Hell Better I Can Said Sitting

I'm a longboard guy.

Jeff Bridges

Guy

It's so sad, actually, how teachers and parents tell their kids, 'You're never gonna be anything.'

Solange Knowles

Sad Parents You Teachers Never Tell

Our Founding Fathers believed strongly in gun rights for citizens.

Steve Scalise

Gun Rights Founding Fathers Citizens

There are two really good feelings. The first is when you land sponsorships that allow you to be competitive. Then to win a race is the icing on the cake that you've made with the sponsorship.

Robby Gordon

Good Cake Win You Feelings Land

There are few industries as defiantly opaque as shipping. Even offshore bankers have not developed a system as intricately elusive as the flag of convenience, under which ships can fly the flag of a state that has nothing to do with its owner, cargo, crew, or route.

Rose George

Fly Flag Nothing Convenience System

There is no such thing as the pursuit of happiness, but there is the discovery of joy.

Joyce Grenfell

Happiness Joy Pursuit Of Happiness

Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them.

Christopher Durang

Funny Sad Balance Parents Me Care