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GloZell Quotes

I feel like I'm going to be like the ghetto 'Gilmore Girls' because I feel like this child is going to be more mature than I am because just look at me!

GloZell

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 30, 1972

Topics

I Am Child Me Feel Look Ghetto

When I started blogging in 2004, I responded to every comment no matter how nasty the reader was. I was generally polite, believing that these critics would be so charmed by my professionalism that they would see the error of their misogynist ways and swiftly run out to read a bell hooks book. Ha!

Jessica Valenti

Book Professionalism Believing Run

My wife, whenever I'd go off to work and I'd be kind of anxious, she'll say, 'Remember, have fun.' Oh, I forgot, thanks for the reminder. Because sometimes we do forget. We take it all too seriously and there's a lot of joy to be had wherever you are.

Jeff Bridges

Work Be Kind Wife Fun Joy Have Fun

My body is for my tennis - it's for my sport. I'm not a model at all. I don't work out to go to the beach: I work out to play well and to do well on the court.

Stan Wawrinka

Work Beach Body Play Go Tennis

I've always sort of time-locked and mind-blocked myself in my 30s, and that's always the age I feel.

Steven Spielberg

Age Myself Feel Always I Feel Sort

The prices of all imports would rise if the dollar depreciates.

Robert C. Solomon

Rise Dollar Would Prices Imports

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.

Mary Todd Lincoln

Father You Jokes Shoot Keep Going

I was a musical theatre kid, which meant you could always find me singing or dancing in the halls with at least four other people.

Josie Loren

People Me Theatre Singing You Find

All my life I've been rowing against the tide. What can I do? It seems I was born that way.

Jose Mujica

Life My Life Tide Born Way Rowing

Congress has the power to legislate with regard to activity that, in the aggregate, has a substantial effect on interstate commerce.

David Souter

Power Congress Activity Commerce

I come from playing sports. I compete, so I gotta be better than I was last year. I gotta get better, and that better gotta come from just growing. From learning new stuff to working on it, experience it in life, and failing.

Common

Life Learning Sports Experience Year

I am not a pro-prosecution or pro-defense judge.

Brett Kavanaugh

I Am Judge Am

Many Catholic parishes were segregated prior to the Civil Rights movement, and the first large contingent of African-American Catholic priests would enter into the seminary in the 1920s.

Anthea Butler

Civil Rights First 1920s Movement