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Henny Youngman Quotes

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

Topics

Funny Morning Sleep Tomorrow Sorry

I have some NASA memorabilia from the early Apollo days that I can't imagine parting with. I've always wanted to play sort of like a space cowboy, too, like the idea of Captain Kirk. I think that's everybody's dream though, right?

Matthew Daddario

Space Think Early Dream Play NASA

I think it is very difficult today to have a reasoned public discourse on any controversial subject. Certainly, election years present a complicating factor.

John Poindexter

Today Think Present Election Years

I'd take a bullet for just about anyone! If someone pulled out a gun, I'd step in front of you even though I've never met you.

Step Gun Someone You Never Out

I think we're as happy as we make up our minds to be.

Tracee Ellis Ross

Happy Think Minds Up Our I Think

I was being an artist, being sensitive and technical as artists are. I'm sure Leonardo Da Vinci did that. Artists don't always feel the same as others feel about their work.

Work Feel Artist Others Same Always

It turns out that the left temporal lobe, if there's a lesion there, will create hyper-religiosity. People become super-religious. They see demons and spirits everywhere. We think Joan of Arc may have had it.

People Think Demons Create Become

My music asks people to think critically, so how can I get upset when people think about me critically?

Music People Me Think Upset Get

A journalist gathers information for a media outlet that disseminates the information through a broadly defined 'medium' - including newspaper, nonfiction book, wire service, magazine, news Web site, television, radio or motion picture - for public use. This broad definition covers every form of legitimate journalism.

Service Book Picture Media News

Sometimes I can think of so many ways of expressing myself that I feel I'm an old typewriter, and too many keys come forward at once - and I get jammed.

Myself Forward Think Feel I Can Old

It was like a miracle, but before our very eyes, and almost in the drawing of a breath, the whole body crumbled into dust and passed from our sight.

Eyes Drawing Body Sight Breath Dust

Obstinacy is the result of the will forcing itself into the place of the intellect.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Result Place Will Intellect Forcing

All we need to do, reader or writer, from first line to final page, is be as open as a book, and be alive to the life in language - on all its levels.

Life Book Language Alive Page Need

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