Howard Stern Quotes

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

Howard Stern

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FunnyGoodWaterBlueBelieveYou

I love the way L A. leaves you alone. I can go home, read all day, and nobody bugs me.

Jodie Foster

LoveHomeAloneDayMeYou

I'm fairly specific about what I like to wear and looks are important to me, just like they are to everybody.

Jewel

MeLooksImportantWearJustLike

The backseat produced the sexual revolution.

Jerry Rubin

RevolutionBackseatSexualProduced

Error is acceptable as long as we are young; but one must not drag it along into old age.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

AgeOld AgeLongYoungOldError

I am called a gold digger all the time. I don't care. There is nothing you can do about what other people say.

Anna Benson

TimeI AmPeopleGoldCareYou

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

Andy Rooney

MenLawEqualThoughCreatedShould

Expect people to be better than they are; it helps them to become better. But don't be disappointed when they are not; it helps them to keep trying.

Mary Browne

PeopleBetterTryingBecomeExpect

For a profession that holds dear both the ability to vivisect politicians in prose and the expectation that these carved-up subjects will not complain, the media is horribly thin-skinned and vengeance-seeking when on the receiving end of criticism.

Julia Gillard

CriticismEndMediaExpectationWill

I think the most important position in the league now is the point guard.

Chauncey Billups

ThinkImportantNowPointPosition

Some of the things people have said about me, well, they're unbelievable.

Christina Hendricks

PeopleMeSaidThingsWellSome

We all agree now - by 'we' I mean intelligent people under sixty - that a work of art is like a rose. A rose is not beautiful because it is like something else. Neither is a work of art. Roses and works of art are beautiful in themselves.

Clive Bell

WorkBeautifulArtPeopleRoseNow

I adapted an O. Henry short story called 'By Courier,' which got nominated for a Best Short Subject Oscar.

Peter Riegert

BestStoryShortGotShort Story

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