Howard Stern Quotes

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

Howard Stern

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Whoever has not experienced the pleasure of taking a young lady to her first game of ball should seize the first opportunity to do so. Her remarks about plays, her opinions of different players and the umpire, and the questions she will ask concerning the game, are all too funny to be missed.

John Montgomery Ward

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The worse thing in the world is for an individual to live, breath and exist and leave this earth, die, and not make impact.

Marvin Sapp

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I do not have the luxury of deciding which provisions of the Ohio Constitution to defend.

Mike DeWine

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I've been the person who hides behind people and lets everyone else do their thing, and I've been content there.

Julia Michaels

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I'll see somebody struggling with something, and it doesn't matter if it's ironing or mopping or traveling, my brain just starts to percolate.

Joy Mangano

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I don't need a Hollywood girl. They're crazy. If you're with an actress, you don't know who you're going to come home to every day. But I wouldn't mind a relationship with the right girl. Every artist needs a muse.

JC Chasez

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You have to be serious-minded in business, but not take yourself seriously.

Diego Della Valle

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In politics, merit is rewarded by the possessor being raised, like a target, to a position to be fired at.

Christian Nestell Bovee

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I began writing in the 4th grade. As a matter of fact, I produced a play for the entire school. It was about Leif Ericson and the discovery of America.

Christopher Darden

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Food culture is like listening to the Beatles - it's international, it's very positive, it's inventive and creative.

Alice Waters

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I enjoy almost all of the game we kill. I only like to eat game that I have cleaned. I guess duck and dressing are still one of my favorites. We prefer fat green-winged teal or wood ducks for our dressing.

Phil Robertson

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Sometimes, when comedians get success, they don't do as much weird stuff as they normally do.

Thomas Middleditch

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