Groucho Marx Quotes

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977

Topics

MusicJusticeMilitary

I like to make the most out of every single second.

Jimmy Savile

SingleOutMakeLikeSecondMost

I don't know that any writing comes easily, but I certainly get more immersed in novels. I don't think the routine is any different, but fiction tends to pull me further away from my life. When I'm deep in a novel, I don't pay bills and I walk around in one shoe, drinking two-day old coffee, and calling my kids by the wrong names.

Jess Walter

LifeCoffeeWalkMeWritingThink

Comedy can be a little brutal, but not in a satisfying way.

Jenny Slate

ComedyWayLittleBrutalSatisfying

Imagine a country where the vast majority of seniors live in poverty, a country where for many there are no golden years, but a time of struggle and dependence. That was the United States before the creation of Social Security, which has proven to be one of the most effective and important government programs in our history.

John Delaney

LiveHistoryTimeStrugglePoverty

A lot of people have a belief system that is strictly based on religious dogma.

Jeff Nichols

PeopleBeliefSystemReligiousDogma

We all have our prejudices, and we may or may not be aware of them. Sometimes people walk by me and give me a wider berth. It happens. I wear hoodies all the time because my head gets cold. Something innocuous can be misunderstood.

Sterling K. Brown

TimeWalkPeopleMeColdSometimes

For me to compete at the highest level, training and living a healthy lifestyle is an everyday focus for me, and I'm excited to be a part of the Everyday Awesome team!

Simone Biles

FocusTrainingMeTeamLiving

Biological knowledge is doubling every five years.

Janine Benyus

KnowledgeYearsFiveEveryDoubling

Whenever one pulls the trigger in order to rectify history's mistake, one lies. For history makes no mistakes, since it has no purpose.

Joseph Brodsky

HistoryMistakesPurposeMistake

Owning my identity... ties into my value of dignity.

Chelsea Manning

ValueIdentityDignityOwningTies

I'm not about talking and finger-pointing and complaining. I'm about getting things done.

Christine Quinn

TalkingDoneComplainingThings

With terrorist groups like al Qaeda, you can't learn what you want to learn about their capabilities and their future plans by taking a picture of it, and they've learned not to use the telephone.

Bob Graham

FuturePictureLearnYouWantPlans

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