Groucho Marx Quotes

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Groucho Marx

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977

Topics

HorseYouWhyHad

Brian and I were both science students. You know science sort of math and physics side, you know.

John Deacon

ScienceYouPhysicsKnowSideBrian

It was hard to figure out what were the good causes, the bad causes, even the good politics and the bad politics. So we started taking requests and figuring it out.

Jeff Ament

GoodPoliticsBadHardOutStarted

All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.

Sun Tzu

MenVictoryConquerStrategySee

I always watch the French news on the Internet while having my breakfast.

Sigrid Agren

BreakfastInternetNewsAlwaysWatch

Through prayer, fasting, and studying, God will answer.

Monica Johnson

GodPrayerFastingWillStudying

When I went in, my editor said, 'I hope you don't think you're a writer.' And I said, 'I hope you don't think I'm a journalist.' And, uh, turned out we were both right.

Julia Cameron

HopeThinkYouSaidRightOut

Both my parents are artists, so that just makes me look at everything slightly different. I listened to different music; I dressed differently. So I kind of grew up without following the pack.

Jason Momoa

MusicParentsMeLookDressedKind

But, you know, once you're in government, very often you need to shoulder responsibility. I hope the new Spanish government will think about this and will therefore act accordingly. I really and sincerely hope so.

Jose Maria Aznar

HopeResponsibilityGovernmentThink

Usually I wear my grandma's old aprons, or others I have collected in my travels. When I was young, I would sit and watch my grandma prepare stuff. She wasn't Italian, but she did really good Italian food.

Debi Mazar

GoodFoodYoungOthersSheOld

If I had a message to give my dad, it'd probably be, 'Thank you, thank you, thank you.' He's helped me so much on this crazy journey. Giving up his job, being away from my mom, and being away from home for that much just because of me? It's a lot. And I thank him for it.

Chloe Kim

HomeJourneyJobMeMomCrazy

I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the work of a President is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.

William Howard Taft

WorkPresidentGateBringConclusion

To be sure I must; and therefore I may assume that your silence gives consent.

Plato

SilenceAssumeConsentMaySure

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Groucho Marx