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Groucho Marx Quotes

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977

Topics

Wish I Wish Contract Ashes Our

There are a lot of people who like to think they don't have prejudices and that they're open people, and yet, we all have that in ourselves, oftentimes against people of our own race or our own gender or whatever.

People Think Gender Race Open Own

The Gross National Product includes the destruction of the redwoods and the death of Lake Superior. It grows with the production of napalm and missiles and nuclear warheads... It includes... the broadcasting of television programs which glorify violence to sell goods to our children.

Children Death Violence Lake Product

When you hear a solo piano, there's a solitude about just one instrument playing. It can be beautiful; it can be sad.

Jean-Marc Vallee

Sad Beautiful Solitude You Piano

Some people have greatness thrust upon them. Very few have excellence thrust upon them.

John W. Gardner

Excellence Greatness People Some Few

When I first became recognizable from appearing on television, I abused my notoriety as much as I possibly could, at the expense of both my health and personal relationships.

Health Television Personal First

What I do not accept is the fact that so many people's talents were ripped off.

People Accept Talents Off Ripped

The FCC banned throttling for good reason, namely that Internet service providers should not bias their networks toward some applications or classes of applications. Biasing the network interferes with user choice, innovation, decisions of application makers, and the competitive marketplace.

Good Innovation Service Decisions

The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.

Mistake Garden Country Build Big

It's cool seeing stuff, like, that come together really quickly and the reaction that it gets.

Joshua Ostrander

Together Cool Seeing Reaction Stuff

If you're lucky enough to work with great actors and creative people, they're always just going to be who they are, so I don't think there's a difference between the Brits and the Americans.

Work Great Creative People Think

I wouldn't participate in 'Stars on Ice' if I were asked. I find it an amateurish tour in a way, the production quality.

Stars Quality Ice Find Way Tour

I didn't learn the word 'genre' until way, way late - I mean, like, in the '80s.

Learn Late Way Mean Like Word

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