Groucho Marx Quotes

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

Groucho Marx

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977

Topics

ManYouFindKnowWayAsk

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

Jimmy Piersall

MeYouTouchKickRear

I can't stress this enough: The single thing that will guarantee a happy, fulfilled, and calmer life is the quality of your human relationships, especially the people you love and who love you back.

Joanna Coles

LifeLoveQualityStressHappyYou

There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.

Jerry Della Femina

GoodBusinessGreatAdvertisingYou

There is no one who is more conflicted in the Marvel Universe, in my opinion, than Matthew Murdock. Is he his father's son, or is he the son of his father? Is he someone who is going to solve the world's problems in a court room, or is he someone who is going to solve the world's problems with his fist?

Jeph Loeb

FatherSonOpinionWorldProblems

A vast majority of Republicans are on the record saying that they believe the Violence Against Women Act should be reauthorized. Let me be clear: I believe that Violence Against Women Act must be reauthorized.

John Cornyn

WomenMeSayingBelieveViolence

I give the worst possible relationship advice to people. I am not ashamed.

Anna Faris

RelationshipI AmPeopleAdviceGive

When you work so much in between starts, you realize how long the season is. It's exciting to look at and be a part of, obviously. It's almost like a challenge, to see how, from start to start, things may feel a little differently.

Matt Harvey

WorkChallengeStartFeelYouLook

More brands are waking up to their social responsibility and doing good work through cause marketing campaigns. Yet too many still go about it the wrong way. I mean 'wrong' in two senses. Firstly, they are marketing ineffectively, and secondly, as a consequence their positive social impact is not maximized.

Simon Mainwaring

PositiveWorkGoodResponsibility

One of my all-time favorite photographers is Irving Penn. I wish I could have watched him work.

Mary Ellen Mark

WorkWishI WishHimFavoriteCould

When you have real power you don't threaten. People know what your capabilities are.

Dennis Kucinich

PowerPeopleYouKnowRealYour

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.

Christopher Columbus

MathematicsIntelligenceExecution

It's nice to see how much the mainstream fashion community has been so accepting of it. It's very exciting to see that folks finally want to make plus-size mainstream.

Ashley Nell Tipton

CommunityFashionNiceWantSee

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