Groucho Marx Quotes

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Groucho Marx

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977

Topics

HappinessTodayPowerDayTomorrow

We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we want another which will be eternal.

Anatole France

LifeShortKnowWantWillEternal

For our welfare reform efforts to be successful, we must empower local charitable organizations with the resources to address their local community needs.

Mel Carnahan

CommunityEmpowerResourcesWelfare

When you do a really good play, the audience and the performers are looking into the same looking glass, the same microscope. And the specimen they are looking at is human life and that's why I do it, that's why I like it.

John Malkovich

LifeGoodLookingYouPlayWhy

And I was in another band called Flash In The Pan, which was soca, Latin music, down in Laguna Beach.

Travis Barker

MusicBeachDownBandFlashWhich

I believe in creating a workplace where a deep sense of justice underpins everything we do.

Travis Kalanick

JusticeBelieveDeepCreatingWhere

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

Tom Lehrer

PersonShut UpUpShutCommunicate

I live in a small apartment. There's only so much Batman memorabilia a guy can hang on to in New York City.

Robin Lord Taylor

LiveNew YorkCitySmallNewHang

When you see something that is well-written, the actors can get behind it.

Julia Barr

YouSeeSomethingGetBehind

When it comes to the Cowboys, I always play great against them.

Jason Pierre-Paul

GreatPlayAlwaysAgainstCowboys

Well, there's nothing better than putting your feet up on a Sunday afternoon and grabbing a good book.

Chris Klein

GoodBookFeetBetterSundayUp

I'm always so impressed with these actresses with their perfect make up and hair and sometimes I'm very aware that I'm not like that. But I don't think I can do things any other way. I would be wearing a disguise if I started to apply that stuff.

Clemence Poesy

HairThinkPerfectI CanSometimes

I don't really have any people in my life who aren't gypsies.

Brie Larson

LifePeopleMy LifeWhoAnyReally

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