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Groucho Marx Quotes

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977

Topics

Woman Smoke Always Pleasure

I believe that providing options - not mandates - is the best way to reduce costs and improve the quality of our health care.

Health Best Quality Believe Care

Senator McConnell is by all accounts a decent person. He's pretty conservative, too.

Person Conservative Pretty Decent He

I'm always looking over my shoulder, needing to stay ahead of the game.

Looking Game Ahead Over Shoulder

I am favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible.

Milton Friedman

Finance I Am Circumstances Possible

Maybe I have this fascination with the dark side because I live in the light. I don't have any dysfunction, and I've never experienced trauma.

Live Light Dark Dark Side Trauma

You'll get the biggest bang for each buck by paying off the highest interest rate debt in your portfolio first, while making minimum payments on the remainder. It's called the avalanche method, and it gets you out of debt cheapest and fastest.

You Debt First Out Portfolio Get

I never really had experienced hate in school with girls and boys. What I do experience is social media, and so every day, people comment, 'You're fat, you're ugly, you're rude, you're all this stuff,' and I just don't like it at all. I don't want anyone to have to go through that.

Hate Experience Day Social Media Fat

I, being the ham that I am, always want people looking at me.

I Am People Me Looking Want Always

I even thought of adopting a child as a single mother.

Mother Child Thought Single Even

We waste an awful lot of energy as a Nation through inefficient use of energy.

Chris Van Hollen

Energy Nation Through Waste Awful

I started off wanting very much to be a newscaster.

Started Off Wanting Much Very

Especially when you deal with comedy, you have got to be really honest because it's the honesty and the spontaneity that causes people to chuckle, that catches people.

Honesty People Comedy You Honest

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