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Julian Barratt Quotes

I did try and do some spooky stand up once, and some of my stand-up had - I tried to do some horror stand-up, but it didn't really work very well.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: May 4, 1968

Topics

Work Stand Up Stand Horror Try Up

We have closely monitored the ups and downs of recruiting and retention trends for many years and have been quick to sound the alarm when challenges came into view.

Challenges Ups And Downs View Trends

Some people argue that we should limit choice in favour of good local services. My response is simple: why should we assume those two concepts are mutually exclusive?

Good Simple People Choice Why Limit

I will say this: one of the things that is a pain when you're expecting children is how much advice unsolicited people give you when you're not asking for it.

Matthew McConaughey

Children Pain People Advice You Say

Justice Rehnquist was friendly and unpretentious. He wore scuffed Hush Puppy shoes. That was my first lesson. Clothes do not make the man. The Justice sported long sideburns and Buddy Holly glasses long after they were fashionable. And he wore loud ties that I am confident were never fashionable.

Justice Shoes Man I Am Glasses Long

The craziest thing I've probably done during a show is the balcony dive - it was pretty scary. I was like, 'This could result in an injury of mine,' but somehow I survived.

Result Done Scary Dive Pretty Mine

The amount of speculation surrounding my romantic life is astounding. It's strange how involved people get: invested and angry, really disappointed.

Life Positive Action Legal My Life

Pop should be weird, and I realize as I say this that I'm not the weirdest person in the world. But if that means a girl sounding like Kylie Minogue and looking like Kurt Cobain, then so be it.

Girl World Looking Weird Person Say

I owe my father everything.

Father Everything Owe

I would be lost without my family.

Family Lost Without Would

When I'm back home in Chicago, since 'Roseanne' was such a Midwestern, blue-collar show, that's what sticks out in people's minds.

Home People Back Chicago Minds Out

I always wanted to play music and have it be my career and knew this by the age of 12.

Music Age Career Play Always Knew

Government can contribute to a shared sense of purpose on the part of the citizenry; that's its highest and best application.

Best Purpose Government Sense Part

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