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Kevin Nealon Quotes

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 18, 1953

Topics

You Special Your Material Stand-Up

I was lucky enough myself to have been in Dad's Army for an episode.

Myself Army Enough Lucky Been Dad

NetSuite was a really good company.

Good Good Company Company Really

The job numbers are positive. We've had more jobs created now than were lost during the recession. We're seeing that the creation, we're seeing those numbers not only grow but shift toward the private sector and shift toward full-time employment and these are all signs that the recovery is taking some hold but we're not out of woods.

Positive Job Woods Grow Seeing Lost

Recently a study proved that working from a larger, less cluttered computer screen increases concentration. I could have told them that. And yes, I write first drafts with a mechanical pencil and a yellow legal pad. There's good reason for this primitive behavior: I am a crackerjack typist. My hand moves far more quickly than my brain.

Good I Am Yellow Brain Legal Hand

For my first album, I thought it was most important for people to hear my voice and to not let it be drowned out by too many lasers and other sounds.

People Voice Thought Important First

The key issue is not who is in charge but what. Russia's problem is constitutional. There is no division of powers. The judges, the police, and the legislature all work for the same people, and there is essentially no trial by jury. As a result, anyone can be arrested and accused of anything, and conviction is almost guaranteed.

Work Police People Key Problem Jury

You've got to pay the bills, and you want to get your foot in. The great shows usually aren't going to look for somebody completely untested, so you have to kind of get your feet wet doing other shows.

Great Feet Doing You Look Kind

We had six horses, and I would compete. Jumping. Cabinets full of cups. I always won.

Always Jumping Compete Would Horses

Plus I love Tanya Tucker and I love country music.

Love Music Country Country Music

I learned a lesson which I didn't heed: Don't put yourself in your movies. It's too much.

Yourself Lesson Too Much Movies Your

For me, hearing my voice is sometimes a little nauseating, especially at Christmas.

Me Voice Sometimes Christmas Hearing

It's not what you spend but how you wear it that counts. The key is often to dress up inexpensive basics with accessories. Something like a beautiful designer bag or belt can make everything else look richer and more luxurious.

Beautiful Dress Key Bag You Look

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