Kristen Schaal Quotes

Bad improv happens with people who are inexperienced with each other and don't know the craft that well. But bad stand-up is something that could happen to someone at any level in their career.

Kristen Schaal

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The closest I've come to being on a reality TV show is C-SPAN's live coverage of the Senate floor.

John Thune

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I had operations up until I was 18, then revision on my scars to put back my eyebrows. So I've had a lot of what is called plastic surgery. And I have huge, huge respect for what that is.

Trudie Styler

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My father has a pragmatic mind. He marched with Dr. King in the '60s, and he's very much for women's rights.

Tori Amos

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Around A.D. 930, the sages in Tiberias assembled all 24 holy books and completed the writing of the codex, the first definitive Tanakh, or Hebrew Bible. From Tiberias, the codex was taken to Jerusalem.

Ronen Bergman

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I'm proud to have been in some of the films that continue to be a special part of people's lives.

Judge Reinhold

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Wild geese have so much less fat than their domestic brethren that, as far as the kitchen is concerned, the two birds should be considered different species altogether - so much so that they require opposite roasting methods.

Jonathan Miles

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After a really hectic week, I hate going out on a Friday evening, so I'll always opt for a night at home.

Donna Air

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There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.

Donald Rumsfeld

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People forget that keeping a band together is hard; man, it's really hard. All the cliches apply about living in each other's pockets; of it being a relationship, a marriage, a family.

Dean Wareham

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I'd hate to have a job where I had to be rude to people.

Clay Aiken

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I like Destiny's Child.

Bonnie Wright

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Since I quit banking, all my major life decisions, when they could, have revolved around writing.

Philipp Meyer

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