Kenneth Lonergan Quotes

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

Kenneth Lonergan

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I started 'The Daily Show' when I was 22. I was going to class at Long Beach.

Jessica Williams

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As long as I can run fast, track will always be an option. But right now I'm focused on football because the NFL is knocking on my door and I'm not going to slam it in its face.

Robert Griffin III

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Memphis is in a very lucky position on the map. Everything just gravitated to Memphis for years.

Steve Cropper

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Now the Kids Classic is one of the major fund-raisers for Children's Hospital. Since we started seven years ago, we've raised more than $1 million for the hospital.

Tom Kite

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I joined the army after 9/11, after the Iraq war was started. I joined in part because I wanted to go fight on the front lines.

Tom Cotton

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The really funny moments you notice throughout your life are very seldom generated by one person telling a joke.

Ronnie Corbett

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Personally, I've found one of the more stimulating ways of playing in recent times has been to kind of move outside the free improvised area and work with people who are probably improvisers but they have a particular way of working.

Derek Bailey

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Federal government has forced a one-size-fits-all model on our education system.

Doug Ducey

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Acting and performing is part of who I am.

Debra Stephenson

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Traveling a lot and touring, you're in and out of hotels, and you don't have any comforts around.

Conrad Sewell

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Jeremy Scott reminds me of Harmony Korine, mixing all worlds and making them into one - you just never know what he's up to.

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I became fascinated by the then-blossoming science of molecular biology when, in my senior year, I happened to read the papers by Francois Jacob and Jacques Monod on the operon theory.

Susumu Tonegawa

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