Lewis Black Quotes

Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'

Lewis Black

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TV is the best babysitter.

John Goodman

BestTVBabysitter

I love many kinds of music: world music, jazz, classical, pop.

Anita Diament

LoveMusicWorldJazzKindsPop

I don't think you can set up a computer to do a strike zone on a guy who's 6-foot-5 and then a guy who's 5-8. Where does it draw the line? One guy stands tall, and another squats down, and it changes the lines. Nah. I still love the umpires; they do a great job. I don't have a problem with any of that.

Johnny Bench

LoveGreatJobThinkProblemYou

I'm a vet. I know the game and know how to play the game.

Jason Pierre-Paul

GamePlayKnowVetHow

I've completed the first part of my preparations without injury problems. My speed is good and I'm doing lots of volume for strength.

Jonathan Brown

StrengthGoodProblemsDoingSpeed

I don't mind getting old except for the pain. I have two new knees, so going downstairs is not perfect. Nobody tells you about the pain.

Diana Rigg

PainMindNot PerfectYouPerfect

I don't think when I started off that I was expecting to become so specialized, but what happened is that when my career started, I didn't pick my first film. I was picked to do it, and it happened to be a horror film.

Christopher Young

ThinkCareerHorrorBecomeFirst

I think Chris Matthews is a very bright guy. I'd listen to him even if he didn't shout at people.

Peter Jennings

PeopleThinkBrightListenHimGuy

Pro football was taking off when I became commissioner, and when a sport's successful and you're its chief executive officer, much of the credit flows to you and you develop a good track record.

Pete Rozelle

GoodFootballCreditYouSuccessful

If you look at the other 16 candidates who ran for president, they're politicians. Everybody on the Hill knows them. And sometimes they know their families. No one really knows Donald Trump.

Sean Duffy

YouLookDonald TrumpKnowSometimes

The inflated imitations of gold and silver, which after the rapture are thrown into the fire, all is exhausted and dissipated by the debt. All scrips and bonds are wiped out. At the fourth pillar dedicated to Saturn, split by earthquake and flood: vexing everyone, an urn of gold is found and then restored.

Nostradamus

FireGoldSilverDebtEveryoneOut

I hate it when people call me a teen queen.

Lindsay Lohan

HateQueenTeenPeopleMeCall

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