Lewis Black Quotes

The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.

Lewis Black

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HistoryMeAmericaYearNobodyOver

I wouldn't tell anyone to study werewolves - I studied wolves, how they moved, their tendencies and sensibilities.

Joe Manganiello

WolvesStudyTellWerewolvesMoved

Junk love are relationships in which you know you're not getting the emotional nutrition that you need. You're probably wasting emotional calories on people who aren't giving you enough back.

Joanna Coles

LovePeopleGivingEnoughYouBack

You have trouble breastfeeding, and for some reason, it's supposed to be so organic that you feel like you're doing something incorrect.

Jennifer Konner

FeelDoingYouTroubleReasonLike

As soon as I became old enough to make my dreams my reality, I became a firm believer that the subconscious and the world outside of our flesh and blood is essentially the truth.

Melissa Auf der Maur

DreamsTruthWorldRealityEnough

Boredom always precedes a period of great creativity.

Robert M. Pirsig

GreatCreativityBoredomAlways

I see film roles as lovely presents that come along now and again. I feel really lucky and say thank you very much. And if they fly me to L.A., I think, 'God, I must really be doing well.' I've worked with De Niro and Brando and Pacino, and that's made me feel very lucky. But the films have never meant a lot to me.

Michael Gambon

GodMeFlyThinkThank YouDoing

I went into journalism to learn the craft of writing and to get close to the world I wanted to write about - police and criminals, the criminal justice system.

Michael Connelly

JusticePoliceWritingWorldLearn

I don't know what flirting is, really. Sometimes in women, friendliness comes across as flirting. That is not what it is.

Rita Ora

WomenKnowSometimesFriendliness

I was into all kinds of music as a teen - country music, because my dad was in a band that played country, and whatever my sister and brother were into.

Martina McBride

MusicTeenBrotherSisterCountry

Everybody has to chip in, I think, and see how we can have a functioning system of collective security where we do not continue to face the threat of countries trying to acquire weapons of mass destruction or particularly nuclear weapons.

Mohamed ElBaradei

FaceThinkTryingSecuritySee

Truth is a pain which will not stop. And the truth of this world is to die. You must choose: either dying or lying. Personally, I have never been able to kill myself.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

TruthMyselfPainWorldTruth Is

It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting anything with perfect determinism because it deals with probabilities from the outset.

Arthur Eddington

ImpossiblePhysicsPerfectAnything

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