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Lewis Black Quotes

Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 30, 1948

Topics

Liar You Know English Do You Know

Look around the inhabited world; how few know their own good, or knowing it, pursue.

Good World Look Know Knowing Own

There are a lot of pretty girls. I am a tennis player first of all, that is why I am here, and if wasn't producing results no one would notice me.

Anna Kournikova

I Am Me Results Why Tennis First

The substance of fictional architecture is not bricks and mortar but evanescent consciousness.

Architecture Consciousness Bricks

For every Netflix, there's a Blockbuster. Every Facebook, a MySpace.

Netflix Facebook Every Blockbuster

I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean?

Life You Know Talk Mean Real

Best thing for a government to do is to eliminate obstacles like filing registrations, getting licences, and so on... tedious steps slow everything down.

Best Government Obstacles Slow Down

I'm allergic to cats, so I'm psychologically wired to associating kittens with itchy eyes and popping Claritin.

Eyes Cats Allergic Wired Popping

It's become unfashionable to celebrate political achievement, and Labour achievement even less so. And it's positively uncouth to be proud of something that this Labour government is doing. So, slam me for saying so, but I'm really proud of the NHS.

Achievement Government Me Celebrate

One thing I never want to be accused of is not working.

Work Want Never Working One Thing

Passivity is the same as defending injustice.

Injustice Same Defending Passivity

Storytelling is not what I do for a living - it is how I do all that I do while I am living.

I Am Living Storytelling How Am

I studied at a university in Florence and finished my degree. My mother was very strict about this recipe: You need to get your degree.

Donatella Versace

Mother You Need Degree University

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