Lewis Black Quotes

When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is.

Lewis Black

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ThinkYouReasonEverythingGoing

Matthew 7:16 tells us that by their fruits you shall know them. Donald Trump's life has borne fruit, fruit that has provided jobs to multitudes of people in addition to the many he has helped with his generosity.

Jerry Falwell, Jr.

LifePeopleGenerosityFruitYouUs

There have been many times when I've auditioned and I've actually won a different role in the same film.

Johnathon Schaech

SameFilmRoleDifferentBeenMany

There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.

John Ratzenberger

YouPredictStartedTechnologies

Climate change was a point of division between Obama and Republican rival Mitt Romney. The president declared climate change a global threat, acknowledged that the actions of humanity were deepening the crisis, and pledged to do something about it if elected.

Ron Fournier

ChangeHumanityClimate ChangeCrisis

My own daughter is a big fan of the 'Twilight' stories, the books.

Michael Sheen

DaughterMy OwnTwilightOwnBig

I believe firmly that it was the Almighty's goodness, to check my consummate vanity.

Lord Mountbatten

BelieveVanityGoodnessI Believe

Sometimes songwriters and singers forget that. They get a melody in their head and the notes will take precedence, so that they wind up forcing a word onto a melody. It doesn't ring true.

Don Henley

WindForgetSometimesTrueRingUp

Anyone can look through my sketchbooks as long as they don't have a background in psychiatric medicine.

Chris Riddell

MedicineLongLookThroughAnyone

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.

Chuck Palahniuk

LoveStepThinkYouBackPool

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.

Bob Geldof

DivorceGoneFactUnitMaybe

I was 16 before I met another passionate collector. One summer, I visited England; a new friend took me calling on his dotty, brilliant old aunt. She occupied a quaint house in Kent. Its walls were lined with glass-fronted cases full of what? Ancient shoe buckles.

Allan Gurganus

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Bringing out your vulnerable side and shedding your privacy in front of complete strangers is so very difficult, but when you are into the performance, the relief and release is so extraordinary that you get addicted.

Sushant Singh Rajput

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