I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup.
Leslie Jones
Recitation: by Male by Female
He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.
Jeremy Northam
HumorThinkSense Of HumorPageKind
I was already in my early twenties, but I looked much younger because I was fresh-faced and, well, short. So I did songs such as 'Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah' and jokes such as describing current events as 'ancient history.' Boy, did the audience roar at that one.
Joel Grey
HistoryShortEarlyBoyEventsWell
Be careful about the advice you give, especially to your children.
Andrew Davies
ChildrenAdviceYouBe CarefulGive
I only take risks in couture, but I don't take risks in athleticism.
Andre Leon Talley
RisksTakeOnlyCouture
They say great themes make great novels. but what these young writers don't understand is that there is no greater theme than men and women.
John O'Hara
WomenGreatMenYoungUnderstand
Political leaders are not and cannot reasonably be expected to be indifferent to the cruelest calumnies aimed at their character.
John McCain
CharacterPoliticalCannotExpected
Turns out I'm getting old.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Getting OldOldOutGettingTurns
Not only does virtual dissection save animals, it also saves schools money and helps the environment by sparing the use of toxic chemicals typically used to embalm animals.
Torrey DeVitto
MoneyEnvironmentAnimalsToxicUsed
Emmy Lou Harris introduced me to the work of the Vietnam Veterans of America foundation and the Campaign for a Land Mine Free World.
Mary Chapin Carpenter
WorkMeWorldFreeFoundationLand
I think, with never-ending gratitude, that the young women of today do not and can never know at what price their right to free speech and to speak at all in public has been earned.
Lucy Stone
WomenTodayGratitudeSpeakThink
Movies are not finished. They are abandoned. A movie is never finished.
Louis Leterrier
MoviesNeverAbandonedFinished
I'm trying to have my own thing, and I don't know if it's even possible. I didn't realize so many people actually think I'm trying to be like my dad. I read comments like 'She's no Elvis.' I'm not trying to be. I never set out to be.
Lisa Marie Presley
PeopleThinkTryingKnowPossible
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