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Les Dawson Quotes

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: February 2, 1931 - June 10, 1993

Topics

Wife Doctor Week Said Why Sleeping

I lose myself in music because I can't be bothered explaining what I feel to anyone else around me.

Music Myself Me Feel Lose Because

Most people are generally satisfied with their representative.

People Satisfied Most Representative

I wouldn't go as far to say that anything that I've done is timeless.

Go Done Say Timeless Anything Far

Over the last few years, the world has become a smaller and more integrated place with technology that is leveling the playing field like never before.

Technology World Place Become Never

The sea from Dunkirk to Dover during these days of the evacuation looked like any coastal road in England on a bank holiday. It was solid with shipping.

Sea Road Holiday Bank Days Solid

People used to ask me, 'What else do you want to do?' For me, the answer was, 'Nothing.' I loved basketball. It's all I wanted.

People Me Basketball Loved You Want

I am thankful to those who've listened to my story over and over as well as those who've helped me share it. For me, the act of storytelling is an act of healing.

Clemantine Wamariya

Thankful I Am Healing Me Story Over

When I came out, when I was 17 years old, it was one of those things where I realized that there was going to be so many obstacles, but being gay doesn't mean being weak.

Obstacles Gay Mean Old Weak Out

Congress did a good thing back in 1995 in passing the Deep Water Royalty Relief Act. That act did a simple thing. It provided automatic royalty relief for new leases for 5 years in the deep waters of the Gulf of Mexico.

Good Water Simple Deep Royalty Back

In 1977 we played America and Europe three times, and Japan - my marriage suffered as a result. My then wife took the kids to Canada to be near her parents.

Marriage Wife Parents America Result

I may have been fierce, but never low or underhand.

Fierce Never Low May Been

Right now I'm looking at a liger out my bedroom window. He's half lion and half tiger. And he's absolutely beautiful. His name is Patrick.

Beautiful Lion Window Looking Name

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