Les Dawson Quotes

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

Les Dawson

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: February 2, 1931 - June 10, 1993

Topics

MenEnoughHelpYouMother-In-Law

I come from a TV background, so for me this more like doing a freeing theatre piece because we'd go into a room and do the scene, instead of doing it as a wide shot, medium shot, and close up with only the odd line of dialogue.

Jennifer Sky

MeTheatreDoingGoMoreLine

My argument is that charity does indeed start at home, but it doesn't stop there.

Andrew Mitchell

HomeStartCharityArgumentStop

To be champion requires more than simply being a strong player; one has to be a strong human being as well.

Anatoly Karpov

ChampionStrongMoreHumanWell

I'm into all types of stuff. I might have on Pumas one day, Givenchy the next. I'd wear this John Elliott sweat suit to the club.

Meek Mill

DaySweatOne DayNextClubSuit

I may not have gone to high school every day, but I spent whole a lot of my adolescence feeling vulnerable and confused and alone... just like everybody else.

Michael Cera

AloneDaySchoolHigh SchoolFeeling

What else do you say to Medlocke, Rossington and Van Zant? We're talking Southern rock royalty. We're talking Lynyrd Skynyrd. The only thing out of my mouth was when and where!

Johnny Colt

TalkingRoyaltyYouMouthSayRock

I'm not good at concentrating.

Travis Fimmel

GoodConcentrating

One comes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whether the statement be true of false. It comes to be dominating thought in one's mind.

Robert Collier

MindBelieveThoughtBe TrueTrue

Sweet lordie, there is nothing more fun than getting people in a room to talk about their relationships - in a setting that everyone knows is light and fun but also real.

Liz Tuccillo

LightFunPeopleSweetRelationships

Wherever an altar is found, there civilization exists.

Joseph de Maistre

CivilizationWhereverFoundAltar

If an athlete takes a shortcut - literally, for example, by running a street that shortens the marathon route by a quarter mile - he or she doesn't have an insurmountable advantage. But it's an unfair advantage, and in a field of equally matched athletes, it's more than enough to make a difference.

Don Kardong

Make A DifferenceEnoughStreetShe

I think there's too many gay jokes in comedy and not enough honest explorations of sexuality.

Chris Gethard

ThinkComedyEnoughGayJokesMany

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