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I've never been on the cover of 'Tiger Beat' magazine, let's put it that way. But that's not why you go see Primus. You don't go see Primus to see what kind of new clothing I'm wearing or what my new hairdo is.

Les Claypool

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I did my first set at a talent show, and I couldn't finish because the judges didn't like my jokes. They were 'offensive.'

Jermaine Fowler

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With Washington already broken, the last thing we need is a left-wing version of the Tea Party.

John Delaney

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I love songwriting. It's second to my love for singing in how I express myself.

Michael Bolton

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After I was fired from Disney, I did some of the worst movies ever made and I got professionally involved with a manager who said it didn't matter what you did as long as you kept working. I wound up completely broke.

Tommy Kirk

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I have tried to make decisions to work with great directors, with good scripts, and that makes the pickings real slim.

Tom Sizemore

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You get to really master the emotion of humility as a Chiefs fan.

Rob Riggle

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Competition must be replaced by cooperation.

Lucio Tan

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The N.Y.C. tech scene is vibrant, and Betabeat will be a great vehicle to cover it in depth.

Jared Kushner

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From our perspective, trying to deal with this continuing campaign of terror, if you will, the war on terror that we're engaged in, this is a continuing enterprise. The people that were involved in some of those activities before 9/11 are still out there.

Dick Cheney

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We're going to Puerto Rico, where we're gonna close. And we're so excited, we can't see straight.

Chita Rivera

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If I can help get anybody through puberty, I say, 'Good!'

Cheryl Ladd

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I am learning that in life it is OK to travel in darkness, not knowing what your next move is.

Cobie Smulders

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