Mark Thomas Quotes

I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is.

Mark Thomas

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JobLostThingsTrackKindsGet

When you have a problem, rules don't solve your problem. It's caring and education.

Jim Brown

EducationCaringProblemYouRules

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

John Cleese

BestComedyAlwaysWorks

In the last 15 or 20 years, I've watched the British press simply go to hell. There seems to be no limit, no depths to which the tabloids won't sink. I don't know who these people are but they're little pigs.

John le Carre

PeopleHellGoKnowLimitPigs

I was forever reading outside of the field as well as in it.

Robert Sheckley

ReadingOutsideForeverWellField

I am a product of nepotism. I don't think I would have had the profession that I'm in currently... if it wasn't for my dad.

Jeff Bridges

I AmThinkProductWouldProfession

We need a new health care architecture that will reduce costs, improve outcomes, and protect vulnerable persons.

Jeff Fortenberry

HealthArchitectureCareNewProtect

I was surprised that my wife thought it was a good idea, then again with my agent, another woman, then my editor, another woman - in spite of the fact that all three of them reacted positively I still have this fear.

Michael Chabon

GoodFearWifeWomanThoughtThree

I remember seeing my sister in a play when I was very young, and I remember telling my folks, 'I want to do that.'

Steve Zahn

SisterRememberSeeingPlayYoung

Teenagers are kinda the same wherever you find them in America.

Tom Cotton

AmericaYouFindSameWhereverThem

We were created to be woman and man and make kids.

Juan Pablo Galavis

WomanManMakeKidsCreatedWere

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.

Jonathan Swift

LifeAgeExperienceManInformation

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on.

Alice Miller

ForgivenessAngerGenuineFacesDeny

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