Mark Thomas Quotes

Were British protesters, armed with little more than a frisbee and a bag of plastic toy soldiers, really in danger of being shot by the US military in Gloucestershire?

Mark Thomas

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BagMoreMilitarySoldiersPlastic

Oh, my God, my thirties blew! Forties are great.

Jennifer Aniston

GodGreatThirtiesFortiesOhBlew

Contracts are not a holy relic in football. You can like this attitude or not, but it's the truth. Sometimes you have to think about if it is meaningful to try out a new impulse.

Robert Lewandowski

AttitudeTruthFootballThinkYou

If you're a public official, your life is an open book.

Rodrigo Duterte

LifeBookYouOpenYourOpen Book

I can't even look at daily comic strips. And I hate sitcoms because they don't seem like real people to me: they're props that often say horrible things to each other, which I don't find funny. I have to feel like they're real people.

Roz Chast

FunnyDailyHatePeopleMeLook

I always say if I'm not good at something it's just because I've not had time to focus on it... it's just uncrafted, like a slab of rock that contains the statue of David within it.

Michael Sheen

GoodTimeFocusJust BecauseRock

Halliburton is not a 'company' doing business in Iraq. It is a war profiteer, bilking millions from the pockets of average Americans. In past wars, they would have been arrested - or worse.

Michael Moore

BusinessPastWarDoingCompany

I looked at the race, and I said, 'Look. Hillary Clinton is going to be hard to beat.' Another bad prediction on my part, because she's turned out a lot weaker than I thought.

Mitt Romney

ThoughtLookBadSaidRaceShe

I love 'Mallrats.'

Luke Harper

LoveI Love

The media's about to become a lot more effective.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

MediaBecomeMoreEffectiveAbout

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

Jon Lovitz

PeopleMeThinkingSaidApparently

So I went for engineering, specifically product design, which I enjoyed.

Debi Thomas

EngineeringDesignProductEnjoyed

What I do on international flights is watch crappy, sappy love movies... Sometimes they're so bad, it's laughable. It kills time.

CM Punk

LoveTimeBadSometimesMovies

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