Mort Walker Quotes

I go to the grocery store with my wife. She goes off to buy something. Where is she, anyways? So I ask the manager, 'What aisle do they keep the wives in?'

Mort Walker

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: artist
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: September 3, 1923 - January 27, 2018

Topics

WifeGoManagerSheAskBuy

Obviously, South Africa is our most important market, but we are also gradually increasing our presence throughout East and West as well as North Africa. It is a continent with a lot of potential which we plan to tap into.

Jochen Zeitz

PotentialPlanImportantAfricaWest

America is much better than the leadership we have in Washington.

John Fleming

LeadershipBetterAmericaWashington

Brazil's got everything to be a great country for Brazilians and for immigrants.

Anderson Silva

GreatImmigrantsCountryEverything

The belt is great. You know what comes with the belt? Bigger paydays, pay-per-views, and a lot of stuff.

Max Holloway

GreatYouKnowBiggerBeltStuff

You gotta love Rick Perry's swagger. The Texas Governor is out there in the Iowa cornfields, unabashedly going to toe-to-toe with President Obama, doing his best to instantly cast himself as the big dog in the Republican pack.

Jeff Goodell

DogLoveBestTexasDoingYou

I feel like I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

Robert Carlyle

ManFeelPlanetI Feel LikeLike

Prayers were held in Assembly Hall. We all perched in rows on wooden benches while teachers sat up on the platform in armchairs, facing us.

Roald Dahl

TeachersUpUsPrayersFacingWere

It's important to remember that you're born naked, and the rest is drag.

RuPaul

RestRememberYouBornImportant

Aggression has proven to get people in trouble, in many ways, with the champions.

Luke Rockhold

PeopleChampionsTroubleAggression

Like many Americans my thoughts and prayers are with the people of London. My deepest sympathies are extended to those who lost a loved one in the recent terror attacks.

Doc Hastings

PeopleThoughtsLovedLostLondon

We never know who we are going to be until we are tested, but perhaps we can test ourselves without going to the extremes of war. Perhaps we can be kinder now, live with less now, reach out to others now - and build an inner reserve of a strong identity that will hold us up even when everything else falls away.

Deborah Ellis

LiveWarIdentityStrongReachKnow

I don't really read stuff on myself. I like to just kind of stay away... I don't get too involved in that.

Ashley Tisdale

MyselfKindStayGetJustStuff

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