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Mark Leyner Quotes

When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person's sensibility. It's an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it's intuitive.

Mark Leyner

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: author
Nationality: american
Birth: 1956

Topics

Funny Humor Me Impossible Believe

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.

Jim Carrey

Girl Kiss Legs Try Never She

There is nothing like a hair flip!

Meghan Markle

Hair Nothing Like Flip

Mountaineering has always been a huge hobby of mine.

Andy Serkis

Hobby Always Mine Been Huge

Most of the time, you can beat a woman in an argument.

Tucker Carlson

Time Woman You Argument Beat Most

I'm still thinking and hoping there's an opportunity for people to have better lives and that significant change can occur.

Tracy Chapman

Change Opportunity People Better

I have always thought of myself as a painter derailed by circumstance.

Joni Mitchell

Myself Thought Always Painter

You have to understand the nature of light.

Conrad Hall

Nature Light You Understand

I work hard on the precision of my long shots, but you can't plan it in games. Sometimes it all just opens up for you to give it a try.

Philippe Coutinho

Work Work Hard Plan Long You Try

The episode of the 'shoe bomber,' Richard Reid, has suddenly meant more feet being bared at airports than at the average Hindu temple. My solution has been to replace my customary lace-up Oxfords with a pair of slip-on loafers when I fly. Generals are always fighting the last war, and security screeners are the same.

Shashi Tharoor

War Fly Feet Fighting Solution Shoe

Music is my ultimate passion in life.

Selah Louise Marley

Life Music Passion Ultimate

I don't think that a leader can control, to any great extent, his destiny. Very seldom can he step in and change the situation if the forces of history are running in another direction.

Richard M. Nixon

Change Leader History Great Step

The U.S. automotive industry has been selling cars the same way for over 100 years, and there are many laws in place to govern exactly how that is to be accomplished.

Elon Musk

Selling Place Way Over 100 Years