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Retta Quotes

The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are the easiest and the funniest because you're like 'come onnnn.'

Retta

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american

Topics

Best Trying You Because Come Like

I do voices. I can sound like a man or cartoon character. I also have very believable Spanish and English accents.

Jessie James Decker

Character Man I Can Sound Cartoon

There's no question that I'm African-American. OK? I'm a black man. We're not going to escape that.

Mekhi Phifer

Man Black Escape Question Going OK

Our rights come from God - not man, not a monarch, not a government.

Robert Hurt

God Man Government Rights Come Our

I've always been close to my family. I've got a lot of nieces and nephews, but I'm a good uncle.

John Waters

Family Good Uncle Always Nephews

The more I expect, the more unhappy I am going to be. The more I accept, the more serene I am.

Michael J. Fox

I Am Unhappy Accept More Serene Am

But, as environment minister, I am very interested in a thriving German automobile industry, because I can only pay for the rising costs of environmental protection at home and abroad if there are people in Germany with jobs and who pay taxes.

Sigmar Gabriel

Home I Am People Environmental I Can

Sometimes I think we're exposed to things we shouldn't be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person's whole life. Trauma.

Tracy Morgan

Life Think Early Person Sometimes

We should see the leadership from the White House setting dates certain for certain goals of achieving greater alliance on alternative and renewable energy sources, but we are not.

Ron Kind

Leadership Goals Energy House White

Dancers are made, not born.

Mikhail Baryshnikov

Born Dancers Made

Life seems sadly mishandled by humans, as if it's all too much for them - they spend so much time and energy hurting each other, making things worse, and fouling their own nest, all because they imagine things aren't good enough and should be made much better.

Michael Leunig

Life Good Time Energy Better Enough

I'm always amazed by people who blog all the time and tweet all the time, and still get things done. I don't know how they do it.

Jarvis Cocker

Time People Know Done Always Things

Every tournament I go to, I'm kind of learning a little bit mentally and on the course.

Jordan Spieth

Learning Go Kind Little Course Bit