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Richard Belzer Quotes

If any animal is capable of unconditional love, it is surely the canine: they are forgiving, caring, life-affirming creatures who humble us and teach us to be more human and compassionate.

Richard Belzer

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 4, 1944

Topics

Love Humble Animal Caring Teach Us

I was turning 20 during my first record. Those decade birthdays always kind of cause me, it seems, to reflect, look back, and then look forward. I just was closing this period of my life where I was living in a car and scrambling my whole life to then signing a six-record deal with Atlantic.

Jewel

Life Car Me Forward My Life Look

Anyone who thinks I'm a plastic-surgery freak is insane.

Jennifer Grey

Freak Who Insane Thinks Anyone

If you approach economic policy with the spirit of compromise, you can actually get good support.

John Delaney

Good Support Compromise You Spirit

If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot. There's no way around these two things that I'm aware of, no shortcut.

Stephen King

You Want Way Others Write Two

People, I just want to say, can we all get along? Can we get along?

Rodney King

People Say Want Along Get Just

Lots of pretty faces came and went over the years, but some stuck around and I happen to be one of them.

Milla Jovovich

Over Years Happen Pretty Faces Some

The closer and more confidential our relationship with someone, the less we are entitled to ask about what we are not voluntarily told.

Louis Kronenberger

Relationship Someone More Ask Closer

I like to push characters to extremes so they have to make really tough decisions and there is no life more extreme than that of an athlete.

Chris Cleave

Life Tough Decisions Push Athlete

Most people assume that autistic people are not capable of empathy.

Claire Danes

Empathy People Capable Assume Most

It's still a soft R, but when I watch other people's standup, I'm dumbfounded that people call me dirty. That's only because I did family television.

Bob Saget

Family People Me Television Dirty

It seems like the chaos of this world is accelerating, but so is the beauty in the consciousness of more and more people.

Anthony Kiedis

Beauty People Chaos World More Like

Cary Grant never won an Oscar, primarily, I suspect, because he made everything look so effortless. Why reward someone for having fun, for being charming?

Richard Russo

Fun Having Fun Someone Reward Look