Nick Swardson Quotes

Most sketch aficionados have an enormous amount of respect for 'Mr. Show.' I didn't have HBO back then, so I was always trying to find episodes. Bob Odenkirk and David Cross became celebrities, and Jay Johnston - who's lesser known, but brilliant - deserves a lot of credit, too.

Nick Swardson

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Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 9, 1976

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I am inspired by human sexuality. The act itself is mechanical and holds little interest to me.

Jerzy Kosinski

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All the ladies can feel sexy and have fun in my clothing and that makes me feel like I am offering something truly unique to the people who have been gracious enough to show me such love and support over the years.

Jennifer Hudson

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Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?'

Jens Voigt

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An adolescent is somebody who is in between things. A teenager is somebody who's kind of permanently there. And so living with them through the various teenage hopes and sorrows and joys was curiously enough a maturing experience for me.

Andrew Greeley

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I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig.

Melissa McCarthy

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In business, experience is the big teacher.

Matthew Stewart

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I would love to have been a documentary filmmaker; I just didn't have the resources to do that.

Anna Deavere Smith

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My car and my adding machine understand nothing: they are not in that line of business.

John Searle

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It's natural canine behavior to chew on all sorts of things, roll in other animals' droppings, hump and fight other dogs, menace anything that invades the home. All these behaviors can be curbed, but that takes a lot of work. Trainers say it requires nearly 2,000 repetitions of a behavior for a dog to completely absorb it.

Jon Katz

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But I don't think I was ever destined to be a big star.

Chris Elliott

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If you're going to do something, you're going to do it to be the best.

Colin Kaepernick

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Parents should be the most important examples for their children.

Christy Turlington

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