Norm MacDonald Quotes

I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio.

Norm MacDonald

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: October 17, 1963

Topics

SportsRememberTalkListenRadio

We need to recognize that we can't allow people that are aberrations of nature to take away the joys and freedoms that we enjoy.

John Hickenlooper

NaturePeopleEnjoyNeedTakeAway

I spent a lot of time with President Mandela supporting his efforts in the peace process in Burundi. The thing that impressed me the most was his humility.

John Prendergast

TimePeaceHumilityMeProcessMost

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Stuart Chase

LawAdvertisingFirstConcreteAvoid

Spry is not a look, spry is behavior.

Robert Culp

BehaviorLook

I have a lot of chameleon qualities, I get very absorbed in my surroundings.

River Phoenix

SurroundingsChameleonGetQualities

The reason I write romance is that I like happy endings. The idea, you know, 'It's not literature unless is ends badly,' and I really don't like that. There's enough misery and bad things happening in the world.

Ruth Glick

HappyWorldLiteratureEnoughYou

I enjoyed having a reputation as being wild, but these days I try not to worry about what people think in the privacy of their own brain or what they write in the bizarre publicity of their own newspapers, because all of those things are meaningless.

Russell Brand

PeopleBrainReputationThinkWorry

I get bored in Hollywood.

Rosie Perez

HollywoodBoredGet

So what if I'm sexy? You can still eat tomorrow if you see me and find me sexy. But if I steal your money, tomorrow you cannot eat, and tomorrow you cannot go to school, and tomorrow you'll be a hopeless man.

Julia Perez

MoneyManSchoolTomorrowMeSexy

What are kings, when regiment is gone, but perfect shadows in a sunshine day?

Christopher Marlowe

PowerSunshineDayKingsPerfect

On any given night, what allows me to get to that higher ground is the audience.

Bruce Springsteen

MeNightAudienceGroundGetHigher

The majority of women in America look like me.

Brooke Elliott

WomenMeAmericaLookMajorityLike

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