Norm MacDonald Quotes

I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.

Norm MacDonald

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: October 17, 1963

Topics

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Interpreting anyone's marriage - a neighbor's, let alone the president's - is extremely difficult. And yet, examining the first couple's relationship - their negotiations of public and private life, of conflicts and compromises - offers hints about Barack Obama the president, not just Barack Obama the husband.

Jodi Kantor

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My father actually moved out from Chicago just so he could play tennis 365 days a year, so it was - it was a place we played every day. We played before school. We played after school. We woke up. We played tennis. We brushed our teeth in that order.

Andre Agassi

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My generation grew up in the heyday of the '90s, with the Internet boom and the birth of overnight millionaires. But our politicians seem to be pushing personal agendas over the idea of making the world a better place for their children.

Meghan McCain

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I'm drawn to stories about ordinary people who get tangled up in an extraordinary event or idea or emotion. I'm not saying I don't love films about super-people or super-doctors, but my preference is for stories about how we get through this life, what it is to be human, because I'm always struggling with it myself.

Sophie Okonedo

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Who wants to broadcast the news that he's bought a can of Sprite? And who wants to see that on a News Feed?

Steven Levy

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The world's people all share the earnest aspiration to have peace, stability, justice and cooperation.

Tran Duc Luong

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On one hand, the idea of sending pictures off into the vastness of space and time seems nonsensical. On the other, I felt like the gesture carried an enormous amount of responsibility.

Trevor Paglen

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I'll tell you the truth, even in an election year, and that's what people are ready for.

Tom Cotton

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You won't ever hear me talk about whether my wife's prettier than your wife.

Robert Blaha

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For a dude, I think I do cook. I'm a stay-at-home parent a lot of the time.

Mike D

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Obviously, being a forward, I would like to score more goals. But while the team does well, there is no problem.

Luis Suarez

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When I was focusing on theater, I would go on for months without any work and could hardly pay the rent.

Luke Evans

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