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Noel Fielding Quotes

I hate my feet. I don't like my hands, either: they're like lions' paws. When I was in the Boosh, in a catsuit and gold heels, I was constantly thinking, 'I hate the way I look.' I should have just enjoyed myself, because that was as good as it was going to get.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: May 21, 1973

Topics

Good Myself Hate Gold Feet Thinking

I have to say that it's very few countries that are willing to look back at its past and apologize for its act, or make amends for its act, as the United States had one.

Past Look Back Say Apologize Act

Adapt to yourself, bro. What I wanna say is don't let nobody tell you that you should stay in your lane, bro.

Ski Mask the Slump God

Yourself You Nobody Adapt Say Tell

Great players must always produce and at any time or in any game. Give them a ball and a pitch, and they will show what they've got. That relaxed, calm spirit you don't really have when you are young.

Robin Van Persie

Great Time Calm Game You Young

It is not OK for anyone to be obese. There needs to be a cultural shift.

Shift OK Needs Obese Cultural

To attain the rank of grand master of memory, you must be able to perform three seemingly superhuman feats. You have to memorize 1,000 digits in under an hour, the precise order of 10 shuffled decks of playing cards in the same amount of time, and one shuffled deck in less than two minutes. There are 36 grand masters of memory in the world.

Time Memory World You Cards Three

I have an appreciation for strong women.

Women Appreciation Strong

The government continues to erode our freedom.

Freedom Government Our

The more disastrous the mishaps the simpler the reviewing task.

More Task Simpler Disastrous

I guess if I'm a product, either you're chocolate, you're vanilla or you're butterscotch. You can't be all three.

Chocolate You Three Product Vanilla

Give me the comma of imperfect striving, thus to find zest in the immediate living. Ever the reaching but never the gaining, ever the climbing but never the attaining of the mountain top.

Mountain Me Find Striving Living

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

Cold Magic Dead Fingers Show Cheesy

I am a blank slate - therefore I can create anything I want.

I Am I Can Create Want Anything Am

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