Nikki Glaser Quotes

I started out splitting my time between the Kansas City and St. Louis comedy scenes, which both had bluer sensibilities than other cities that I've worked.

Nikki Glaser

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Those who write the editorials and those who write the columns, they simply are unaccountable. They're free to impose their cultural politics in the name of freedom of the press.

Jesse Jackson

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Nobody knows the future with certainty. We can, however, identify ongoing patterns of change.

Alvin Toffler

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When I'm writing a song, I try to be the character.

Stephen Sondheim

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Money never made me.

Romeo Miller

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There is nothing you can see that is not a Bashoflower; there is nothing you can think that is not the moon.

Matsuo Basho

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Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.

Josh Billings

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You know those Navy SEALs, they weren't Democrats and Republicans. They were just doing what was best for America. Wouldn't that be a great country if all of you Americans were just like that? You followed orders, you marched in step and you followed my agenda.

Jonah Goldberg

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I never want kids to walk away after a school presentation and say, 'I met a writer today.' I want them to say, 'I am a writer.'

Doreen Cronin

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My wife forever has made fun of my Yanni CD that I had in college.

Christopher Gorham

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The more natural, the better.

Brandy Norwood

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The second the news comes on TV, people turn it off or tune it out. People don't want to hear the other side.

Bobby Berk

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The studios aren't lining up to make films about black protagonists, black people being autonomous and independent.

Ava DuVernay

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