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Nikki Glaser Quotes

A lot of being a woman in this business is about how you look... That's not why we're even in this business; that's not what people want from us. We're valuable because we're funny and because we have a voice and a point of view.

Nikki Glaser

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 1, 1984

Topics

Funny Business Woman People Voice

Let's face it: WikiLeaks exists because the mainstream media haven't done their job.

Jesse Ventura

Job Face Media Done Because Exists

Do you mortify? Do you make it your daily work? Be always at it whilst you live; cease not a day from this work; be killing sin or it will be killing you.

John Owen

Work Live Daily Day You Sin

Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!

Jeff Smith

Good Simple Vegetables Understand

About 75% of the price of gas is really dictated by crude oil. At the heart of the issue is increasing demand over a period of many years around the world. World crude oil consumption now is close to 90 million barrels a day. Most of the growth in demand is coming from China and the developing world.

John S. Watson

Growth Heart Day World Price Now

If you got a name like Barack Obama, you're supposed to fight.

Sinbad

Fight Name You Got Like Supposed

The pleasures of mental agility are much overstated, inevitably - as it now appears to me - by those not exclusively dependent upon them.

Tony Judt

Me Now Mental Agility Pleasures

Ten of those Republican incumbents, all of whom voted for the impeachment of President Clinton, are from states that Bill Clinton carried.

Robert Torricelli

President Republican Ten Whom Those

My father was the child of academics and was probably destined to become an academic himself but vetoed that idea. Bailed, dropped out of graduate school and just went to work for an insurance company. But the house was full of books and music and all of that.

Lorrie Moore

Work Father Music School Child

It's the choices that you make and the things that you're willing to accept and not accept that define who you are.

Loretta Lynch

Choices You Accept Things Define

I want to know why people are getting laughs. Why this joke works and why that one didn't work. It all comes back to helping me be a better WWE Superstar. So I love it.

Dolph Ziggler

Work Love People Me Better Back

In comedy, looking back is more important than looking around at your contemporaries because they are too much influenced by the same time period as you are.

David Steinberg

Time Looking Back Looking Comedy You

I remember watching the Grammys and looking at the performances and crying to my mom, saying how much I wanted to be there.

Christina Aguilera

Mom Looking Saying Remember Watching