Nikki Glaser Quotes

I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids.

Nikki Glaser

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I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around the living room. It's hard for me to come down from what I do.

Jim Carrey

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You travel with the hope that something unexpected will happen. It has to do with enjoying being lost and figuring it out and the satisfaction. I always get a little disappointed when I know too well where I'm going, or when I've lived in a place so long that there's no chance I could possibly get lost.

Andrew Bird

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I kind of feel like I found my cause in life servicing the Hubble Space Telescope.

John M. Grunsfeld

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An eviction is an incredibly time consuming and stressful event.

Matthew Desmond

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I think it's an amazing quality to be able to roll with the punches and not be totally ruined as a person because life's been rough for you. That's a really admirable way to go through your life.

Anna Paquin

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Everybody has lost somebody that they care about, or hopefully you haven't, but that's part of life.

Tracy Spiridakos

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The soaps are great training. You can form good habits - or you can form bad habits. You have to set your goals. If you're not clear on what you want, you can slip into bad habits. It can become a comfortable place, and you don't grow.

Mary Page Keller

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I've learned that 'love' is used a lot in the States for everything: 'I love that burger,' 'I love my shoes,' 'I love a friend.' To me, if it's overused, it loses meaning.

Juan Pablo Galavis

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Maybe the universe will get tired of me.

Jorja Fox

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A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.

Don Marquis

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Folks are astounded that 'judge' isn't a synonym for 'humorless Luddite.'

Don Willett

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Many years ago, I used to say, 'I haven't lived long enough to be great.' Now I don't say that.

Diane Ladd

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