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Nikki Glaser Quotes

My sister was very, very beautiful and I was very not. Doing comedy is the greatest thing ever because you don't have to do that, and I've since learned to let go of that.

Nikki Glaser

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 1, 1984

Topics

Beautiful Sister Comedy Doing You

Since September 11th, federal terrorism investigations have resulted in charges against more than 400 suspects, and more than half of them have been convicted.

Jim Sensenbrenner

Terrorism More Against September

The thing that all sports have in common is that they have no fantasy elements, which is a little weird.

Jesse Schell

Sports Weird Fantasy Little Common

I started working as a movie writer and a movie producer... all the way back to 'Teen Wolf' and 'Commando.' All of those experiences, plus working both at DC and at Marvel - each of those things are bricks in the wall.

Jeph Loeb

Teen Wolf Back Wall Way Producer

One of my biggest influences growing up was Jamie O'Brien. He was like an older brother to me.

John John Florence

Brother Me Growing Up Growing Up He

Some days it's tough, and I don't want to train my mental game, or I don't want to train my components as hard as I used to.

Max Aaron

Game Tough Train Want Hard Days

The beauty of the Internet is that anybody can be a broadcaster now.

Jeff Zucker

Beauty Internet Now Anybody

There were no spells at my school, just a smack in the mouth.

Michael Gambon

School Mouth Just Smack Were Spells

In parallel with the development of my interests in technical gadgetry I began to acquire a profound love of and respect for the natural world which motivates my scientific thinking to this day.

Robert B. Laughlin

Love Respect Day World Thinking

I have an African gray parrot; her name is Eli. We thought she was a boy. And a blue-streaked lory named Marco. He's 10. And a yellow and green parakeet, Petey. He's very cute, but he's getting old.

Roz Chast

Cute Yellow Green Thought Name Boy

A presidential debate is a job interview. And voters look for certain traits in people applying to be president.

Ron Fournier

Job People Look Debate President

Without federal assistance, most elderly Americans would be unable to afford long-term care - and most nursing homes would be unable to keep the doors open.

Mary Pilon

Care Doors Open Without Long-Term

Only here, because of the illusion of intellectualism, our society separates the validity of human expression.

Joseph Jarman

Society Illusion Human Expression