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Nikki Glaser Quotes

All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 1, 1984

Topics

Humor Brand Friends Relatives Pretty

By the time I sit down ready to write, I've done a lot of longhand and a lot of note collecting along the way.

Time Down Ready Done Way Write

Lyft treats people better than competition. So whether that's drivers or passengers, that goes into the car experience. That's why more and more people are choosing Lyft.

Car Experience Competition People

Headline writers love the phrase 'Power Grab,' but you can't really grab it, can you? Power is a greased watermelon, a wisp of smoke, difficult to grasp, harder to hold, impossible to control while getting both feet down in bounds.

Love Power Control Impossible Feet

You have to look at why people come and work at Nest. Part of it is that a lot of people here already know each other, but we're also on a mission with a purpose. People are personally motivated by energy or safety.

Work Purpose People Safety Energy

Paul Ryan is a solid conservative.

Conservative Solid Paul Ryan Paul

I loved doing the 'King of Queens', I have never had so much fun doing a show. People got to see a different side of me.

Fun King People Me Loved Doing

I like to travel in jeans because I don't want to wallow around in my suit, you know? They cost too much. Jeans are comfortable.

Travel You Too Much Know Want Jeans

The basic job of any campaign is to translate grassroots energy into turnout.

Job Energy Basic Grassroots Campaign

I say the same thing that I've said for decades now, which is: don't go over to Japan trying to change it, thinking that you know better. Go there trying to understand.

Change Thinking Better Trying You

Mothering has been the richest experience of my life, but I am still opposed to Mother's Day. It perpetuates the dangerous idea that all parents are somehow superior to non-parents.

Life Mother Experience Day Parents

I just think cities are unnatural, basically. I know there are people who live happily in them, and I have cities that I love, too. But it's a disaster that we have moved so far from nature.

Nature Love Live People Think Know

I would fain grow old learning many things.

Learning Grow Old Things Would Many

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