Ring Lardner Quotes

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.

Ring Lardner

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: March 6, 1885 - September 25, 1933

Topics

GirlMistakesOptimistCurveWho

I'm taking special treatments for the cancer in my brain and in my liver. Part of the liver was removed, and they did the treatment on four places in my brain with radiation. And now I'm taking a long-term medicine that stimulates my own immune system to fight against cancer.

Jimmy Carter

FightBrainMedicineNowMy OwnOwn

Bill Rehnquist makes Barry Goldwater look like a liberal.

John Dean

LookLiberalLikeMakesBarryBill

Most days, I'll wear lipstick. It's always been a thing for me - my mom has a lot of them, and I'd always use hers. Eventually, I started buying my own because my mom has lighter hair and lighter skin, so we don't always look good in the same colors.

Maude Apatow

GoodMeMomColorsHairLook

I'm really interested in harvesting surplus energy, energy that surrounds but we never really use.

Ann Makosinski

EnergyNeverInterestedUseReally

Being slick is not the right answer.

Steve Jurvetson

RightAnswerBeingSlick

When you sing for a film, you are not in control, because somebody else is directing it; somebody is doing the lyrics.

Mohit Chauhan

ControlDoingYouFilmBecauseSing

I am a world expert on how to organise tasks in a senseless order, totally unrelated to priority, and thus create a massive panic leading up to an important deadline.

Lucy Hawking

I AmWorldCreateImportantExpert

You, Dad, in the large scheme of things, don't matter. I, Dad, don't matter. We're vectors on the grids of cellular life.

David Shields

LifeYouMatterThingsLargeScheme

The NFL does a great job of taking care of the players.

Antonio Brown

GreatJobCareNFLPlayersTaking

I want to make sure that my writing grips the reader from the word 'go.'

Ashwin Sanghi

WritingGoWantSureMakeWord

There's a lot of music in my life, and I found it a very important part of my life.

William Lipscomb

LifeMusicMy LifeImportantFound

I'm a sucker for two things: Adam Lambert and songs that start out as emo as a sad episode of 'Felicity' and then drop. That. Beat.

Phoebe Robinson

SadStartTwoOutThingsBeat

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