Norman Wisdom Quotes

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Norman Wisdom

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: February 4, 1915 - October 4, 2010

Topics

FallI CanNeverAlwaysOverTell

I got an agent when I was 16 up in Vancouver, Canada.

Jessica Lowndes

CanadaUpGotVancouverAgent

Football was the best route to obtain my independence.

John David Washington

BestFootballIndependenceRoute

I'm part of the generation that grew up with great rappers like 2Pac and Biggie and people like Amy Winehouse. We've seen a lot of different artists come and go. Even people who are still here, they seem consumed and blinded by fame. It may not have taken them out physically, but they have been taken out.

Anderson Paak

GreatPeopleGenerationCome And Go

If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there.

Robert Kiyosaki

BestSomeoneYouFindGoWant

The South: What is this place? What's different about it? Is it different anymore? Good questions. Old ones, too. People have been asking them for decades. Some of us even make our living by asking them, but we still don't agree about the answers.

John Shelton Reed

GoodPeopleQuestionsPlaceLiving

I'd love a signed first edition of 'City of Glass' by Paul Auster. My favourite book of all time.

Steven Hall

LoveTimeCityBookGlassFirst

In the context of our world, sizes 8 and 10 are teeny, but not for Hollywood. I had to ask myself, 'Do I want to be somebody who worries about what I'm eating? Or do I want to find a balance where I can be healthy and not consumed by that and maybe have to buy some larger pants?' I bought new pants.

Tracee Ellis Ross

MyselfBalanceWorldEatingFind

I love using my imagination. I love writing about animals.

Mary Pope Osborne

LoveImaginationWritingAnimals

I don't even drink coffee. I try to avoid becoming reliant on any substance.

Lucy Dacus

CoffeeTryDrinkBecomingAvoidAny

My music asks people to think critically, so how can I get upset when people think about me critically?

Josh Tillman

MusicPeopleMeThinkUpsetGet

Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say 'I don't know' about anything.

Johnny Miller

NobodyKnowSayAnythingJackAbout

Remember travel agents? Remember how they just kind of vanished one day? Well, that's where all the other jobs that once made us middle class are going, to that same magical, class-killing, job-sucking wormhole into which travel agency jobs vanished, never to return.

Douglas Coupland

DayTravelRememberKindClassSame

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