Tim Conway Quotes

Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.

Tim Conway

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 15, 1933

Topics

DoneOutBuyEveryTicketsActually

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

Jimmy Buffett

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At the time I just was like, I can't believe I am on the show, and the first thing I have to do is an entire song and dance routine for the whole cast of 'Mad Men.'

Jessica Pare

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I don't think I am any good. If I thought I was any good, I wouldn't be.

John Betjeman

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I don't tolerate anything that runs slowly. Whether it be a phone, tablet or computer, it has to run at optimum speed.

Joe Trohman

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I know for sure that loves saves me and that it is here to save us all.

Maya Angelou

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For all the tribulations in our lives, for all the troubles that remain in the world, the decline of violence is an accomplishment that we can savor - and an impetus to cherish the forces of civilization and enlightenment that made it possible.

Steven Pinker

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My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.

Travis Fimmel

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The Cold War went on for so long that it bred a kind of worldwide military establishment. Even when budgets went down in the early and mid-nineties, it didn't really affect it.

Robert D. Kaplan

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I wouldn't say in all situations, but a lot of times kids can be the most reasonable people around because they don't have the deal with all the drama that goes along with being an adult.

RJ Mitte

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The best CEOs I know are teachers, and at the core of what they teach is strategy.

Michael Porter

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We should never forget that Americans continue to advocate for individual liberty, equality and self-governance. We often step in when it's necessary to help countries in need. But our history needs no whitewashing. To attempt this does us a terrible disservice.

Jay Parini

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I want my movies to be audience experiences. As much as I like Michael Haneke, I'm not going to make a Haneke film. That's just not in my DNA.

Jason Reitman

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