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Tim Allen Quotes

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 13, 1953

Topics

Care Take Care Easy Nothing Real

If you throw money around like confetti, it just becomes shallow and meaningless.

Money You Shallow Meaningless Just

Bread without flesh is a good diet, as on many botanical excursions I have proved. Tea also may easily be ignored. Just bread and water and delightful toil is all I need - not unreasonably much, yet one ought to be trained and tempered to enjoy life in these brave wilds in full independence of any particular kind of nourishment.

Life Good Enjoy Life Water Tea Diet

When you have beaten guys a few times, you don't want them to think they know how you are going to play them. You have to try and find different ways of beating them. You have to do things they don't expect sometimes, put something unpredictable into your game.

Game Think You Find Play Sometimes

One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.

Love Good Light Better You Know

I used to put all my doll babies on my bed with their hands up and I would do full shows for them. I'd even do the screaming and clapping. I was bugging to be a singer.

Hands Bed Singer Up Doll Used

Legal immigrants have been an engine of economic growth, innovation, and entrepreneurship on this continent for longer than we have been a nation.

Growth Innovation Legal Immigrants

Brave men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Adversity Men War Brave Veterans Day

When me and my author friends who write about other difficult subject matter... when you hear from teens daily saying, 'Your book helped me or made me understand a friend better, what somebody else is going through,' you see the positive things.

Positive Friend Daily Me Saying You

For keeping hair long and healthy, I like to use silk pillowcases; they conduct less heat and keep your ends less frayed. Also, I sleep with my hair in a very loose top bun to keep my ends away from my body heat. This also keeps your hair from getting tangled at the nape of your neck.

Jonathan Van Ness

Sleep Hair Long Body Healthy Heat

Birth and death; we all move between these two unknowns.

Bryant H. McGill

Death Birth Two Move Between

Philosophy is the product of wonder.

Alfred North Whitehead

Philosophy Wonder Product

Don't overthink it, and don't let technicalities stop you from creating.

You Stop Creating

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