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Tina Fey Quotes

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

Tina Fey

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 18, 1970

Topics

Man Dress Laugh Push Comedy You

The people that elected Donald Trump are Americans. They are every bit as entitled to weigh in on who should lead as any of us. The fact that they disagree with the values some of us hold dear is the point - America has always been about a battle of ideas that plays out over time.

Andy Dunn

Time People Ideas Battle America

Once you go up in weight, I will never go down; you just don't do it.

Andre Ward

You Down Go Will Never Up

You need to be feel beautiful on your own before a guy can make you feel beautiful, because it wont be a healthy relationship.

Megan Park

Relationship Beautiful Feel You Need

My family came to Newark in the '20s. We've been there a long, long time. My father's name was LeRoi, the French-ified aspect of it, because his first name was Coyette, you see. They come from South Carolina.

Amiri Baraka

Family Father Time Name Long You

When I'm in Jerusalem, I stay at the American Colony Hotel, neutral territory: the secret peace talks of 1992/3 started there.

Simon Sebag Montefiore

Peace American Hotel Secret Started

From Vietnam's 'Deer Hunter' to Iraq, films are never about the person who has had his house destroyed.

Mira Nair

House Person Deer Never Vietnam Who

If you try to multitask in the classic sense of doing two things at once, what you end up doing is quasi-tasking. It's like being with children. You have to give it your full attention for however much time you have, and then you have to give something else your full attention.

Joss Whedon

Children Time End Doing Attention

My parents were in the local church choir, and I used to go along and sing and play the organ at all the weddings and christenings.

Dolores O'Riordan

Parents Church Play Go Choir Used

They appear to have had a higher voter turnout in Iraq than we did in our recent federal elections, and we didn't have terrorists threatening to kill our families if we voted.

Conrad Burns

Elections Voter Than Our Did Higher

I've been a screenwriter for twenty-five years. Every one of my books have been optioned for movies and I have written a few of those screenplays.

Alice Hoffman

Movies Years Been Books Every Those

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent.

William Shakespeare

Trust Eye Negotiate Every Agent

You don't need a rope to pinch a stranger's butt.

Phil McGraw

You Butt Need Rope Stranger Pinch