Tim Vine Quotes

I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.

Tim Vine

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CoffeeDayPeopleThinkEvery Day

There's nothing better than an educated actor - not only educated in his craft but educated in the world.

Joe Morton

WorldBetterNothingActorCraft

Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.'

Andrew Hudgins

TimeSayingThinkingYouWantWay

My breakfast is very important.

Sonia Rykiel

BreakfastImportantVery

The great advantage of the Lib Dems is precisely that no-one knows what they stand for.

Tony Blair

GreatStandAdvantageKnowsNo-One

The phrase 'work/life balance' encapsulates a depressing outlook.

Tom Hodgkinson

BalanceDepressingOutlookPhrase

If you do not take advantage of your chances, you can pay for it.

Julen Lopetegui

YouTake AdvantagePayTakeChances

I meet so many people, but I don't know anybody.

Jasmine Guy

PeopleKnowMeetManyAnybody

Digital media are biased toward replication and storage. Our digital photos practically upload and post themselves on Facebook, and our most deleted e-mails tend to resurface when we least expect it. Yes, everything you do in the digital realm may as well be broadcast on prime-time television and chiseled on the side of the Parthenon.

Douglas Rushkoff

MediaYouTelevisionDigitalStorage

Being more aware creates responsibility. What does responsibility mean? It means the ability to respond. The more conscious you are in your ability to respond, the more creative you'll be.

Deepak Chopra

ResponsibilityCreativeYouMean

I gotta get working, you know? I've been too busy. I've been trying my hardest, but it's really tough.

Christy Romano

ToughBusyTryingYouKnowWorking

Men invent means and methods of coming at God's love, they learn rules and set up devices to remind them of that love, and it seems like a world of trouble to bring oneself into the consciousness of God's presence. Yet it might be so simple. Is it not quicker and easier just to do our common business wholly for the love of him?

Brother Lawrence

LoveBusinessGodMenSimpleWorld

It's frightening, the way life speeds up. When you're at school, time can't go fast enough.

Bruce Forsyth

LifeTimeSchoolEnoughYouFast

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