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Tim Vine Quotes

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: March 4, 1967

Topics

Swimming You Said Up Where Depends

Many have wondered if Greece's economy would get so bad that it would eventually break away from the Eurozone - a move that could encourage other countries to follow and therefore splinter the currency union.

Bad Follow Economy Break Move Get

This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time.

Time Fish Genius Organizing Island

I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.

Feel Credit Skills Working Still

On my first trip to New York in the 1980s, the first place I wanted to visit was the Plaza Hotel, home to Kay Thompson's Eloise.

Mary Kay Andrews

Home New York Hotel Place New First

The liberty of man consists solely in this, that he obeys the laws of nature because he has himself recognized them as such, and not because they have been imposed upon him externally by any foreign will whatsoever, human or divine, collective or individual.

Mikhail Bakunin

Nature Man Liberty Will Human Him

Location is all about the efficiency of work for me.

Michelle Grabner

Work Me Efficiency Location About

I feel like we're in a place as a society where it feels like the problems that exist need to be talked about. And this generation isn't afraid to talk about them, which is exciting, and I think it's important.

Society Problems Think Generation

Look at anyone's bookcase at home, no matter how modest, and you're going to find a book that contains wisdom or ideas or a language that's at least a thousand years old. And the idea that humans have created a mechanism to time travel, to hurl ideas into the future, it sort of bookends. Books are a time machine.

Home Future Wisdom Time Travel Book

I have this image of myself as kinda like the Energizer Bunny. I get knocked down, and I pop right back up.

Myself Back Down Back Up Image Up

I just felt that if the team is doing seven hours, I'd want to do eight. I'd always need to do more. I knew that would make me better than everybody else.

Bradley Wiggins

Me Team Better Doing Want Need

I don't talk to old people; they try to find ways to stay static. Young folks are the ones with the ideas and constantly moving forward.

Moving Forward People Ideas Moving

I don't think I ever heard music playing when I was younger, other than the radio. My parents got me a Walkman and stuff like that, but I was always way more into listening to music than they were.

Tobias Jesso, Jr.

Music Parents Me Listening Think

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