Todd Barry Quotes

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

Todd Barry

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I live in Manhattan but travel all around the world; I moved to Paris when I was 16; I lived in London twice. It's kind of like, if I want to move somewhere, I don't have anything holding me back. I don't have children. If I wanna live in a certain place, I'll go. But I've lived everywhere, and I prefer New York to everything.

Jessica White

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Comics are just mirrors. People can either laugh at the reflection or be disgusted by it.

Jermaine Fowler

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I've always giggled like a 13-year-old girl at a Justin Bieber meet and greet. There's nothing I can do about it but I've never not been able to stop.

Anderson Cooper

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No single choice about how to organize work and family life is right or possible - for every family. And every choice has tradeoffs.

Stephanie Coontz

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No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

Robert A. Heinlein

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Don't put yourself on a pedestal. Because it's very easy for someone to knock you off.

Rob Halford

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During the Jim Crow era, poll taxes and literacy tests kept the African-Americans from polls. But today, felon disenfranchisement laws accomplished what poll taxes and literacy tests ultimately could not, because those laws were struck down. But felony disenfranchisement laws had been allowed to stand.

Michelle Alexander

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Over the year,s the government launched more than one 'war on corruption,' and they all failed. Why? Because they all started from the bottom up.

Mohammad bin Salman

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I ended up becoming so self-conscious that my songs stopped being about my life and started being about what people thought of my music. And that was really bad.

Liz Phair

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I spoke French a bit, and I could speak a bit of this and that, and when you were taught those things by people who couldn't really do it, you can do some pretty wonderfully, imaginative horrific things to teachers.

Diane Cilento

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So many people are insanely busy nowadays, and it's easy to say, 'Ah, I'll workout tomorrow.' But you have to set aside a time and stick to that schedule.

Derek Jeter

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I really believe this team has a lot of potential - whether it's this year or in years to come, I don't know.

Brett Favre

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