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Thomas Hauser Quotes

When Roy Jones was young, he glowed. There was an aura about him, and words came out of his mouth like bursts of machine-gun fire.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: author
Nationality: american
Birth: February 27, 1946

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Fire Words Mouth Young Him Out

I've always found, give me a pack of cigarettes and a couple of beers, and I do better with that than I do with torture.

Me Better Always Torture Give Me

Right now I own shares of companies in 28 countries.

Now Right Own Countries Companies

Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?

Think Comedy You Television Know

When I was about eight, I asked my mother if it was true that God knows everything about you. When she answered yes, I said, 'Then there's no hope for me, Mum.'

Andrew Sullivan

Mother God Hope Me You True

To call in the statistician after the experiment is done may be no more than asking him to perform a post-mortem examination: he may be able to say what the experiment died of.

Done Say More Him Experiment Asking

I noticed words crudely spray-painted upon the wall, perhaps by a young Berliner: 'This wall will fall. Beliefs become reality.' Yes, across Europe, this wall will fall. For it cannot withstand faith; it cannot withstand truth. The wall cannot withstand freedom.

Faith Truth Freedom Words Reality

I always wanted to sing, as a child.

Child Always Sing Wanted

With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about.

People Crazy Comedy Talking You Try

The one thing I've learnt is that you don't want to be nasty about anybody, unless they've dropped dead. And the annoying thing is that most of the people that I know who've dropped dead are really great.

Great People You Know Want Dead

Like civil-rights protesters who sang rousing hymns as they were carried off to jail, Twitterers are bearing witness to what's happening around them, and calling out into the darkness of cyberspace for confirmation. I'm here. You're here, too. We are present.

Douglas Rushkoff

Darkness Present You Jail Out Here

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

Job Think Thought Better Doing You

If somebody can make a joke about you on TV, that's so beautiful. You've affected pop culture to that degree.

Beautiful Culture You Joke Degree

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