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I never really consider myself an awkward person, but once I got into stand-up, I kept hearing that word. The only thing I can trace it back to is that my mom had a similar sensibility. She always made people uncomfortable.

Tig Notaro

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MyselfPeopleMomUncomfortableBack

Music is either sacred or secular. The sacred agrees with its dignity, and here has its greatest effect on life, an effect that remains the same through all ages and epochs. Secular music should be cheerful throughout.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

LifeMusicDignitySameCheerful

Let's lower costs for health care. Let's put patients in charge of their solutions.

Steve Scalise

HealthCareSolutionsChargeCosts

I prefer to watch people.

Michael Winterbottom

PeopleWatchPrefer

Of course I have bills to pay, but at the same time, it's more about the passion and the love, and I think that's where music should come from, the heart, not necessarily just to cash a check.

Ludacris

LoveMusicPassionHeartTimeThink

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Craig Bruce

ShoeOutWornFits

You never know, I might get back into coaching someday.

Brad Gilbert

CoachingYouBackKnowNeverGet

Live like you'll die tomorrow, work like you don't need the money, and dance like nobody's watching.

Bob Fosse

WorkLiveMoneyDanceTomorrowDie

People text when they're meant to actually be driving. So imagine what they do when they think the car's got it under control.

Astro Teller

CarPeopleControlThinkDriving

Once you turn on the camera, making a movie is making a movie. I don't care if it's $9 million dollars or $50 million dollars. You have bigger toys, bigger set, actors who are better paid, but once you turn on the camera, it's director and performance, and I don't find a big difference.

Peter Landesman

PerformanceCareBetterCameraYou

I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes.

Sergio Aragones

DayBrainEvery DayNewReasonUp

No duty the Executive had to perform was so trying as to put the right man in the right place.

Thomas Jefferson

ManTryingPlaceDutyRightPut

Who's the new Ramones, who's the new Guns 'N Roses, who's the new Motley Crue, who's the new Black Sabbath? They're coming, they're on the street, they're 16, 17 years old.

Nikki Sixx

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