Tig Notaro Quotes

I've had an ongoing fantasy about being interviewed on, like, a '60 Minutes'-type show about this really inspiring woman that can do anything with a fake leg. And then the camera pans out, and I'm just holding a mannequin leg.

Tig Notaro

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For me, it's ultimately about a great pair of shoes.

Jessalyn Gilsig

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Punk is not dead. Punk will only die when corporations can exploit and mass produce it.

Jello Biafra

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Without prayer, without faith in the Almighty, the civil rights movement would have been like a bird without wings.

John Lewis

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You know government needs a haircut. If we keep their spending down, that's more money in your pocket.

Matt Rosendale

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Being poor with three small children is terrifying. You can't make any plans. You know you're not going on holiday, ever. There's no way you could ever afford driving lessons or a car. And the guilt I used to feel: they had holes in their shoes, and at one point, I had to send them to school wearing Wellingtons when the sun was shining.

Sue Townsend

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Rules equal boredom, and I don't like that.

Simon Cowell

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I think that's what happens when you get scared, and you're rushing, and you don't have time. Rather than cut things out and take a chance, and build things up you think are working, you cut everything down a little bit, and everything sort of suffers.

Tom Noonan

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I quit 'Magnum' to have a family. It took a long time to get off the train, but I try very hard to have balance, and this ranch has helped me do that.

Tom Selleck

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If somebody in a family is in service, the whole family is in service. I didn't know that. I didn't know our veterans were being deployed seven, eight, nine, 10 times. It's inhumane.

Mary Gauthier

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It is impossible for any woman to love her children twenty-four hours a day.

Milton Sapirstein

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I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs.

Douglas Coupland

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I went to elementary school in Ottawa, and then to a private secondary school.

Douglass North

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