Tig Notaro Quotes

Luckily, I'm not a gambler or a drinker or - you know, I get my fix of comedy.

Tig Notaro

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ComedyYouKnowFixGetGambler

I call architecture frozen music.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

MusicArchitectureFrozenCall

I was in love with HTML and certain that the whole world was about to learn it, ushering in a new era of DIY media, free expression, peace and democracy and human rights worldwide. That part didn't work out so well, although the kids prefer YouTube to TV, so that's something.

Jeffrey Zeldman

WorkLovePeaceDemocracyWorldNew

Whether your dream is a $100,000 in sales or a million, the amount of work is likely the same - you'll still have 86,400 seconds each day, so why couldn't you imagine creating the company and enterprise that can fulfill every aspect of any dream you wish to have?

Michael Gerber

WorkDayWishYouDreamCreating

We're in a leadership position in sports. People look up to the National Football League.

Roger Goodell

LeadershipSportsFootballPeopleUp

As a kid, I grew up on a farm in Florida, and I did what most little kids do. I played a little baseball, did a few other things like that, but I always had the sense of being an outsider, and it wasn't until I saw pictures in the magazines that a couple other guys skate, I thought, 'Wow, that's for me,' you know?

Rodney Mullen

BaseballMeThoughtFarmYouKnow

Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals.

Colman McCarthy

EveryoneVegetarianMealsBeingLike

If they keep playing us on country radio and we get to keep doing cool stuff like playing with Willie Nelson, that's great.

Coy Bowles

GreatCoolDoingCountryRadioUs

Prince loves his women. It's not impossible that someday he'll be devoted to just one.

Apollonia Kotero

WomenImpossibleSomedayJust OneHe

I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-1701, or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock.

William Shatner

LiveI AmKnowOwnBonesCommander

Nothing, like something, happens anywhere.

Philip Larkin

NothingSomethingLikeHappens

If I collect anything, it's lingerie.

Paz de la Huerta

AnythingLingerieCollect

The human psyche creates structure. We all go through our lives like, 'Oh! And then I moved here.' We're pattern-seeking, structure-producing machines.

Richard Linklater

GoHumanStructureThroughHereOur

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